tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
everyone needs more baby squids on their dash!
here’s more baby squids!! and some baby octopuses because they’re cute too!
Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr
The year is 2002. You want some sweet techno music.
You search “techno” in LimeWire.
All 482 files found are “Sandstorm” by Darude just labeled as “techno song”.
This is possibly the most 2002 thing I’ve ever read.
230 of those files were actually bill clinton telling you he did not have sex with that woman
Every language has its own version of um. French has euh, Korean eum, Finnish öö, Russian eh; even sign languages have signs for um. The fact that most languages have some kind of um suggests that it serves a natural and important language function.
So what is this important language function? Why do people say um? Not because they are nervous. Scholarly studies of the word reveal that the use of um does not correlate with anxiousness or any particular personality traits. Rather, um is used to signal an upcoming pause—usually uh for a short pause and um for a longer pause. The pause may be needed in order to find the right word, remember something temporarily forgotten, or repair a mistake. Um holds the floor for us while we do our mental work. It buys some time for thinking.
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THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
“Perfect Night” - Sarah Silverman feat. Will.I.Am
THIS IS ESSENTIALLY TUMBLR’S THEME SONG OK
tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
Kidagakash by ~Deldatoa
The one Disney Princess they refuse to acknowledge.
I mean, they lump Mulan in with the Disney Princesses but not Kida? She was a badass.













